Thursday, January 11, 2018

1st Campaign!

So it's our first game ever. We're a party of 3 going through a simple zone just to understand the mechanics & things, you know, Paizo's Beginner Box: go to cave, kill some goblins.






At the entrance of the cave, the three of us meet. A gargoyle, a ratfolk, & a tiefling. As we make our introductions, we find we all have one thing in common: we're all only here for the money clearing this cave will bring. Sounds promising. What could possibly go wrong?


Short story? A lot.


We go into the cave, encounter some goblins, kill them, & the gargoyle takes one of the heads of said goblins. I think nothing of this. Why would I?


Anyway, we get to the cave with the goblin king & this darn gargoyle pulls out the head. Splits it open with his bare hands. (Rolls natural 19 on intimidation)


GM: "Yeah they're.... they're fucking terrified."


Cue mass slaughter of goblins.


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Towards the end of the cave, there's a black dragon. Shit. Shitshitshit. We're level 1, what the heck? We start attacking, because, what else are we going to do?


GM: "Yeah, you weren't supposed to kill the goblin king, you were supposed to talk to him & he was going to tell you to aim for the dragon's belly so... so that's a thing you know now."


Dragon flies away.


GM: "After about 25 points of damage, he's supposed to fly away but... but you guys damn near killed him. Congratulations."


Yeah. The one-shot ends, we get paid, go our separate ways.



Until the next.

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